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Poster: Beantown Stevo Date: Mar 16, 2009 6:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: TDIH

I was walking to work this morning, EARLY because I have a lot of crap I didn't get to over the weekend because of the St. Patrick's Day parade, and I'm listening to the Morning Dew from 12/2/73 on my walk, and it is about 5:15 in the morning. Jerry yells out, "Where have all.....the PEEEEEEEEEEEE-eeeeeooople.....gone this morning?", and I look around, and I'm in the middle of downtown Boston and there literally is not a soul to be seen. Too funny. Anyway, this Morning Dew is pretty good too. Same year.

http://www.archive.org/details/gd73-03-16.sbd.hamilton-jackson.167.14770.sbefail.shnf

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Poster: Dhamma1 Date: Mar 16, 2009 2:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

I once walked from BU to Kenmore Sq. in the middle of Commonwealth Ave just before dawn and never saw another person or even a car. It was the first time I tripped (nearly 40 years ago) and I assume there had been some Dead in my head during the previous hours. :-)

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Poster: gratefulless Date: Mar 16, 2009 7:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

hey, I hear the Parade Marshal in Boston this year are Micheal Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmicheal...

This post was modified by gratefulless on 2009-03-16 14:02:12

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Poster: JC Edwards Date: Mar 16, 2009 7:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said.. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He
won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called
the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The
poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

'Well, I did as you advised and slipped
it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He
jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his
pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It
was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,
'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here,
I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!

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Poster: Beantown Stevo Date: Mar 16, 2009 7:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

HA! Fitzy and Fitzy. Great guys.

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Poster: gratefulless Date: Mar 16, 2009 7:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

but you fitz one goat and what do they call you ?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Mar 16, 2009 7:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

robthewordsmith


:)

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Mar 16, 2009 12:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

said the one who fitzed the cow!

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Poster: elbow1126 Date: Mar 16, 2009 10:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

thanks i just blew salad all over my keyboard. I know it could have been worse but the thought of Rob and goats just doesn't move me in that way (Thank God!!)


However since this is a TDIH thread or started out that way may I put in a plug for this one?

http://www.archive.org/details/gd68-03-16.sbd.vernon.9388.sbeok.shnf

Groovy little Dark Star to get it started, very cool Eleven and the very first And We Bid You Good Night!! Lots of Pigpen in there for you Dire.

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Poster: gratefulless Date: Mar 16, 2009 10:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

hey dude, you like hot dogs ?

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Poster: elbow1126 Date: Mar 16, 2009 10:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

only the kosher ones

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Poster: gratefulless Date: Mar 16, 2009 10:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

what was it like to blow salad on your keyboards ? Is salad your dog's name ?

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Mar 16, 2009 8:14am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: TDIH

Out-freakin'-standing.

Perhaps funniest Rob dig in recent memory. Well played.

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